knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
school is someone telling you that ketchup is a smoothie, you not believing them, and then agreeing with them just to shut them up.
This will never not be funny.
a hero for the ages
this is one of the sweetest videos ive ever seen
this lizard’s name is peperonie this is the most amazing video on the internet
WHY IS THIS THE CUTEST THING FOR WHY
he really fuckign likes those yams omg
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This theme is too bland for my tastes.
oh no what an excellent cat
WHOA CAT DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT TAILFLUFF
does it have a fuckign star on its head
everything about this cat is wonderful.
everything about this cat is straight from an anime
It’s a deviantart oc
It has a star on its head its a real life warriors animation
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
all right, you’ve convinced me.
a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit
fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about
another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious